Egregerious Blunder

Hey ! All peoples..

Shiv Khera(anybody know him?) in his book "You can win"(anybody know this?) says we must never use the word/phrase "I Wish".( I wish i did not start off this way)
Atleast thats what he says..
Every teenager (cool dude) after reading it will be like "I don give a rat's anus".
hehe.. Yes! Tahts the attitude at first.
Well lets christen it. Lets call it by a new term.A term thats so stress relieving. A term that is so related to people who constitute our environment, our lives and finally our class.

"Shatitude". For those who know kannada, well and good. For those who don't, Learn.

I hate to use/say it. I wish i had the oppurtunity to introduce you to CPP.Sometimes in life you are just late.I basically hate being late.As far as i can remember (thats like only two months) almost everyday i am the first person to be there at the entrance .. not really entrance Kriyakalpa(from my class) rather eagerly waiting to be a part of Decent Social Interaction.


The Salient Topics of the Social Interaction include.. Counter Strike,Football,Supporting the Club that won the last game in EPL, quizzing, Bitching about Sports quiz and last but not the least .. trying to remember a joke about Vijay... (Thats actually not always true.. NOT! )



For those who don't know who Sports quiz aka Shata Quotient is.. hes the only football fan i have seen who doesn play football. When u first see him.. seems like a psuedo but is not.. He doesn play anything actually.. All he indulges himself in is trying to find out EPL scores.. Source:espnstar.com/www.premierleague.com
as he wont be able to watch a complete match due to time constraints.. thanks to the voluminous books that he borrows that keep him busy.
Did i forget soemthing ?
Hes mindfucked all the time.Atleast in college he is.


The only person shata communicates in Tamil is Bala. We call him Balamacha.
Heres the etymology...
Swaraj : Bala? Macha?
Bala :(looks back.. Doesn know what to tell.No matter what u tell swaraj will shut u up.)
Swaraj :Macha? Bala?.. Bala-Macha! Macha-Bala! Hahahaha!
Balamacha is one of the future toppers of our class.Hes an all rounder.Jack of most the trades and master of most of them.A fan, i mean big, i mean huge.. i mean a HUGE fan of Manchester United.Loves the Club Left Right and Centre. Surely going to change branch next year.To cut the long story short. "we will Miss you, bala"

I like the college.I like Quijcorp! I like the department (rofl)! I love the canteens!I likee the Audi! I like the time spent just before second session of tests start when we usually talk about. and finally i like the Ride.
(If anybody din get that.. this was a fucking reference to the ad which came out.. Discovery channel! )

Quizzes and Tests are Too irritating!!!

ok...this was the way we all felt when we joined RV..it was like..'dude..they say anything between 60 and 75 gives you 8 point..thats enough for us..why simply study too much'..Then the Holy first quiz started...some of the comments that came out after the quiz...

1) Dude...i got raped...

2)man..i wish i was dead...

3) Terrorism it was...

4)What a Disaster...

5) few selected ppl..said "damn it i made a silly mistake ..shit..i might lose a mark there":)

lets not consider the 5 th point...as i said it was a group of few selected ppl..SDREN..(Get it ..)

6) Aiyo big deal..we are in autonomous we can write the fuckin compensatory..

7)macha..we gotta do well in test do compensate for this disaster da...

Then when we breathed free for a few seconds after the quiz..test1 was put under our nose...Fuck this..too much work is there in this college..

Then everyone with the hope (light at the other end of the tunnel) that they will do well in the test to compensate for the quiz, wanted to study very hard and all that...but before even the thought of study came across in our minds,test 1 started...

As you might hav guesed...It was the same fucking story with this one also..only difference was that we were in concentration camps for 90 mins in these tests whereas we were in there for just 30 mins only in Quizes...:D.

It was the same set of comments that came after the test also also..(PS.including the 5 th point)....

Few ppl like balls(balachander),SQ(karthik) were actually feeling bad that the tests were over...i would like to mention here that these ppl are not the SDREN i mentioned that tym....no i m serious...

i ll continue the rest in my next post...

Peace

SGNTR.

TGG ....clear???

phew.....finally a post...i m too lazy to write stuff...Anyway...Ya..We have this mechanical teacher known as TGG...hilarious fellow...i like to mention some of his dialogues..

1)Aiyo everything same principle man....this will have a thing here(pull the word with a heavy south indian accent) and that will have there(again)..

2)Siddarth and Prabath...Have u submitted...?

3)Payal..Payal Rungta...can u explain this principle...Be bold..nothing will happen ...

4)(by the way the previous dialogue could also be for "Jaiswal")'Jaiswal' can u explain this principle...Be bold..nothing will happen

Both of them will stand up....try to look like they are thinking about it...stand for like 20 seconds and sit down...basically full class will be dreading wat if it was their chance next..but once that sir gets hold of some ppl ..he will keep picking on them for the rest of his life....Clear??

5) anyone in his class get a shower of 'clears'...(like how a teacher in my school used to shower us with her mouth fluids:) while speaking...i still feel bad for the first bench Nerds..)...anyway...every damn sentence ends up with a 'clear'.."Everything same principple man...Clear??

6) Some one come and draw this on the board..Who will come..(Usually Gopika gets all excited and goes and Draws....and Ya its unbelievably neat)

Ya...i think i m done with TGG...there is another guy for electrical called cp.praduyma(If he was in our school he would have been called Arun Pradyumna:D)

i can remember 2 of his statements....

1)it so happened that someone in class asked him a doubt....and he was explaining the answer for that doubt...but the person who asked the doubt found other things in the world more interesting than the doubt...( by the way its not vitta ...vitta asks a doubt like 'Sir ..i have a small doubt' with his fore finger in front of his chest pointed upwards....And he really gotta be appreciated for the respect he gives to teachers by standing up and asking his infinite number of doubts...Anyone who asks a doubt other than him is always seated...)..Anyway...so the guy started talking with someone and pradyumna spotted him....

He gave his signature stare for like 30 secs...and he said.." u asked me a doubt....i m answering it...but you are talking to him....You have committed a sin (wtf??)..you kno why...You hav wasted my time ..."

Believe me he said it with so much concern or watever that if he had said it to me i would have gone outside the class and jumped down to the workshop floor..(I will still get Belted from the workshop guy for not dying in workshop Uniform..thats a different story..athreya knows best)

2)situation in class where he is teaching the same damn problem for the whole 1 hour..

Nishant Savio is Speaking to me...suddenly sir hears him..(i only dint hear him properly)

Sir: Nishant ..You have voice like a Amitabh Bachchan

Savio: Sorry Sir( in the gruffest voice u can imagine...)

Sir: Its ok....

Aiyo...you should have been there when it happened....its not funny when u say it and all...

Thats all Folks...I ll write again if i hav something interesting...by the way i m planning to give authorship to few ppl who write really well...Lets see..

Peace,

SGNTR

Opening !

The inauguration program as expected was very boring. As anybody can guess ,it was the same stuff about studying from the start, lot of extra curricular activities in college and all the achievements. We had to clap for the achievements of people whose name we were hearing for the first time. I wanted to get up and home. But my lazy self said " wait ! let it get over..you hav gone through so much already,it woudnt hurt to stay for some more time ". So i sat and waited till it got over. Then finall they instructed us to go and collect the timetables and syllabus copies and go home. Oh wait a sec, they told us to hav lunch and go. I did not do that.

Next day we had the orieentation program. It was to brief us about the functioning of the college. One important point has to be noted. Here they mentioned about the different ways a person can fail, can not be promoted to the next year and all that. I was like " common ! No body will do that badly ".. Now i understand why they mentioned those. Other than these boring lectures, the CAT teams tried to add color to our day. Each person campaigned for their club. They told us why their club is superior to everyother club. It was quite fun as this was done by students. We could resonate with them

My grand first scolding in RVCE happened here. That too embarassingly by a senior. Not to mention a girl. She told something about blood donation and all which for few microseconds was funny. So made a kick start to laughter. She looked at me and was like " Not Funny ". She made sure she noted everything i did later that day.

CET Couselling

One of the most important day of my life was the day of CET counselling. Actually the worst day in my life was the day before the day of my counselling,when i saw everything i wanted was gone. I got a rank of 2419[93.3% in CBSE boards :)] and my counselling was on the second day. i had first thought that i would get some decent courses in RV.. Not the best courses but decent ones. Then seeing the last year cut off i wa like ok.. chuck RV think PESIT. I was dead sure that i would get a decent course in PESIT.

But the day before my CET counsellling i saw every seat i wanted was evaporating quickly.Finally i had to chose between good courses in MSRIT and instrumentation,IEM and other stuff like biotech n all in RV,BMS etc..Then my dad told why worry,Just take IEM at RV.Its a decent branch. Not famous though very interesting ..plus its RV...Then i finally decided to take IEM at RVCE and was happy to take something different.. other than what people normally do..

After i took many were like u should hav taken instru.. why u took IEM and all.. But once i told them i wanted a mechanical oriented branch they were like ... ah then ok.. fine..and going through the syllabus of all courses i found IEM's way more interesting than Instru...this is my point of view only...anyone not happy abt this create a blog for yourself and write abt it :D

I believe there is no field that is boring and without scope .. And IEM. is mechanical combined with management which is exactly wat the world needs. I d Like to mention a quote in RVCE T Shirt--

"I chose to make my destiny half way through,

I chose to be the author and script my own life,

I chose to make sure boundaries dont exist

where i stand

I AM IN RVCE FOR A REASON"

About Me

Hey! This is Suganthar .S.. I m doing IEM @ RVCE...Not exactly what u call as a famous branch.Industrial Engineering and Management( IEM ) is basically a sister course of mechanical.. the subjects in it was interesting to hear..stuffs like ”Ergonomics” ,”Financial Engineering”, “Quality Management”, “Quality Engineering”, Engineering Economics” sounded interesting....and i believe 'interest drives u to be great from mediocre'(thanks Athreya!!!!!!) It is a 3 year mechanical and 1 year management course..It sounded like fun and i m alway there where there is something fun...

College.. well everyone knows..Its the best coll in bangalore... Every facility is there..Nothing to say .. its just amazing... It would have been even better if not for the importance given to academics.. but RV is RV...

Rest.. Interested in sports.. play every sport.. not legendary in anything though.. Friends call me ganthar,sugu,newly being called 'susu'..Love computer gaming.. ready for a challenge anytime.....Some of my friends are studs in quizzing. So hanging out with them somehow gave me an interest to know stuff.. only interesting things..I dont quiz with the intention to win competitions..I hav a few addictions like the internet and mad angles... cant live without them...

My screen name is always SGNTR and gaming name is Gantharax.

Follow me on Twitter as 'SGNTR' and facebook as 'Suganthar'.. No worries i have a extremely unique name.. easy to find..