Egregerious Blunder

Hey ! All peoples..

Shiv Khera(anybody know him?) in his book "You can win"(anybody know this?) says we must never use the word/phrase "I Wish".( I wish i did not start off this way)
Atleast thats what he says..
Every teenager (cool dude) after reading it will be like "I don give a rat's anus".
hehe.. Yes! Tahts the attitude at first.
Well lets christen it. Lets call it by a new term.A term thats so stress relieving. A term that is so related to people who constitute our environment, our lives and finally our class.

"Shatitude". For those who know kannada, well and good. For those who don't, Learn.

I hate to use/say it. I wish i had the oppurtunity to introduce you to CPP.Sometimes in life you are just late.I basically hate being late.As far as i can remember (thats like only two months) almost everyday i am the first person to be there at the entrance .. not really entrance Kriyakalpa(from my class) rather eagerly waiting to be a part of Decent Social Interaction.


The Salient Topics of the Social Interaction include.. Counter Strike,Football,Supporting the Club that won the last game in EPL, quizzing, Bitching about Sports quiz and last but not the least .. trying to remember a joke about Vijay... (Thats actually not always true.. NOT! )



For those who don't know who Sports quiz aka Shata Quotient is.. hes the only football fan i have seen who doesn play football. When u first see him.. seems like a psuedo but is not.. He doesn play anything actually.. All he indulges himself in is trying to find out EPL scores.. Source:espnstar.com/www.premierleague.com
as he wont be able to watch a complete match due to time constraints.. thanks to the voluminous books that he borrows that keep him busy.
Did i forget soemthing ?
Hes mindfucked all the time.Atleast in college he is.


The only person shata communicates in Tamil is Bala. We call him Balamacha.
Heres the etymology...
Swaraj : Bala? Macha?
Bala :(looks back.. Doesn know what to tell.No matter what u tell swaraj will shut u up.)
Swaraj :Macha? Bala?.. Bala-Macha! Macha-Bala! Hahahaha!
Balamacha is one of the future toppers of our class.Hes an all rounder.Jack of most the trades and master of most of them.A fan, i mean big, i mean huge.. i mean a HUGE fan of Manchester United.Loves the Club Left Right and Centre. Surely going to change branch next year.To cut the long story short. "we will Miss you, bala"

I like the college.I like Quijcorp! I like the department (rofl)! I love the canteens!I likee the Audi! I like the time spent just before second session of tests start when we usually talk about. and finally i like the Ride.
(If anybody din get that.. this was a fucking reference to the ad which came out.. Discovery channel! )