TGG ....clear???

phew.....finally a post...i m too lazy to write stuff...Anyway...Ya..We have this mechanical teacher known as TGG...hilarious fellow...i like to mention some of his dialogues..

1)Aiyo everything same principle man....this will have a thing here(pull the word with a heavy south indian accent) and that will have there(again)..

2)Siddarth and Prabath...Have u submitted...?

3)Payal..Payal Rungta...can u explain this principle...Be bold..nothing will happen ...

4)(by the way the previous dialogue could also be for "Jaiswal")'Jaiswal' can u explain this principle...Be bold..nothing will happen

Both of them will stand up....try to look like they are thinking about it...stand for like 20 seconds and sit down...basically full class will be dreading wat if it was their chance next..but once that sir gets hold of some ppl ..he will keep picking on them for the rest of his life....Clear??

5) anyone in his class get a shower of 'clears'...(like how a teacher in my school used to shower us with her mouth fluids:) while speaking...i still feel bad for the first bench Nerds..)...anyway...every damn sentence ends up with a 'clear'.."Everything same principple man...Clear??

6) Some one come and draw this on the board..Who will come..(Usually Gopika gets all excited and goes and Draws....and Ya its unbelievably neat)

Ya...i think i m done with TGG...there is another guy for electrical called cp.praduyma(If he was in our school he would have been called Arun Pradyumna:D)

i can remember 2 of his statements....

1)it so happened that someone in class asked him a doubt....and he was explaining the answer for that doubt...but the person who asked the doubt found other things in the world more interesting than the doubt...( by the way its not vitta ...vitta asks a doubt like 'Sir ..i have a small doubt' with his fore finger in front of his chest pointed upwards....And he really gotta be appreciated for the respect he gives to teachers by standing up and asking his infinite number of doubts...Anyone who asks a doubt other than him is always seated...)..Anyway...so the guy started talking with someone and pradyumna spotted him....

He gave his signature stare for like 30 secs...and he said.." u asked me a doubt....i m answering it...but you are talking to him....You have committed a sin (wtf??)..you kno why...You hav wasted my time ..."

Believe me he said it with so much concern or watever that if he had said it to me i would have gone outside the class and jumped down to the workshop floor..(I will still get Belted from the workshop guy for not dying in workshop Uniform..thats a different story..athreya knows best)

2)situation in class where he is teaching the same damn problem for the whole 1 hour..

Nishant Savio is Speaking to me...suddenly sir hears him..(i only dint hear him properly)

Sir: Nishant ..You have voice like a Amitabh Bachchan

Savio: Sorry Sir( in the gruffest voice u can imagine...)

Sir: Its ok....

Aiyo...you should have been there when it happened....its not funny when u say it and all...

Thats all Folks...I ll write again if i hav something interesting...by the way i m planning to give authorship to few ppl who write really well...Lets see..

Peace,

SGNTR